March 26th

Well first things first, non-GF's new official nickname, as voted on by all of you, is Posh! I gotta say, I love it! And of course I've added a new poll that you all have to vote in. It's of critical importance because this could decide a life-changing moment for Mface. Help her decide if the beloved Situation should come visit her. To me it's a no-brainer. So get voting, PRONTO! Anyway, here are all my fabulous updates from this past week.


Spotted: Lfed acting like a waste-face on Saturday night. She was talkin' gibberish all the way down South Chapel (something about alohomora?) Something is really wrong with that girl. --- Little K acting like a complete and total idiot. She tried to kick a soccer ball to a bunch of guys, she should have known that was not going to end well! --- The Situation firmly planted in the dirty Jerz for the weekend. What the shit, why is he not visiting Mface?! --- Speaking of Mface, she was seen canoodling with a new guy, Designated Dave aka DD. What's going on here you two? Give me the deets! --- Double K's car being egged at 2am on Saturday. Talk about shitty but I always enjoy a good laugh at the expense of other people, so HA! --- Asian Baby enjoying round 2 with her South Chapel man. Naughty naughty girl, stay safe (; --- Mommy and Little K walking back to campus after a night at the big Bob. Careful girlies, you don't want to get mistaken for ladies of the night!


This week was full of some amazing gossip, but to tell you the truth, I just really don't have the time to relay it back to you in full detail. Wah, wah, get the fuck over it. My spotteds will be enough to hold you over until my next post. And my next post will be epic. With all the developments in Mface's relationships, the imminent arrival of the Situation to U of D's campus, and of course Spring Break! Next week is going to be a shit show. Stir up the dirt darlings, I'll be watching!


You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl