March 15th

Beware the Ides of March was the advice some old dude named Caesar was given, and I'm telling you all the same thing. Who knows what trouble you're getting yourselves into today. Oh wait that's right, I do!

Spotted: Bob and Mommy ignoring each other on the way to class. Clearly that romance that never really got off the ground is completely buried now. -- Mface texting the Situation. They've known each other for, what? a week, and they're already BFFs. -- DubK returning home from her weekend excursion. Girl looks tired, she must have been pretty busy, if you catch my drift. -- Little K making googly eyes at Educ boy. C'mon girl, I know he's fine but pick your jaw up off the floor! -- The engineers literally dancing in the middle of the dining hall. Could they get anymore annoying and pathetic? -- Rotund Econ prof wearing a bright orange sweater with black pants. Doesn't he know that Halloween isn't until October? He looks like a fat pumpkin.

There you go ladies and gents. Got scoop or comments? Send them to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com and I'll post them here. Don't you all want to be featured on my blog? Yeah, that's what I though so start sending that shit in. Until next time...

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