March 14th

So now all you little readers have been fully updated on what's been going on since last semester, it's time to get to the goods and dish out the gossip from this weekend.

Spotted: Double K heading back to Lawn Guyland on Friday and she ain't coming back til Monday. Hopefully she stayed out of trouble, although I doubt it! -- All the usual suspects at Riot Act J's semi-birthday party. Lfed was MIA, although this does not come as a surprise, who would want her there anyway? -- Justin Bobby and Mface getting a little too close for comfort. Hello girl? What are you doing? -- Mface cancelling on her new friend the Situation. Poor guy was just looking for a little lovin' maybe he can sing his song to her another time. -- Little K and Mommy making a new friend on chat roulette! I'm surprised they could sift through all the penises and find a real person!

Friday was a bit non-eventful, which fucking sucks. Sure Riot Act J was having his big b-day bash, but Asian Baby and Little K steered clear of him all night. Good for them, bad for me. I want some juicy gossip to dish out! | Mface came face to face with Justin Bobby, the bane of every girl's existence. Although she claims to be totally cool hanging out and dancing with him, I sure as hell don't believe it! She told him to stop treating her like a toy. I just wish that showdown was more public and way louder. How epic would that have been? | Lfed stayed away from the Lairders this weekend and did her own South Green kind of things. Let's take a vote, who believes that's where Lfed should stay? To me it's unanimous, I cannot fathom why any of the Lairders would want to be friends with her anyway. The world works in pretty fucking mysterious ways.

Well then, until my next gossip filled post. Got some scoop? Got comments? E-mail at udgossipgirl@gmail.com and I may feature you on my next post!

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