March 19th

Hello darlings! Gossip Girl here. God, isn't it absolutely gorgeous out? Haven't you ever noticed that when the weather changes to spring everyone goes out of their motherfucking minds. Yeah, it's called Spring Fever, and I can guarantee that our gossipees all have the Fever right now, which means we're in store for an exciting weekend (;

Spotted: Mface texting the Situation. He asked her to be his GF! Adorbs. Too bad they haven't even met yet! --- Little K sitting on the Green by herself. Lame. But my sources tell me it looked like she was writing some music. Hmm...can't wait to hear that shit! --- Asian Baby totally incommunicado. Poor thing lost her phone and now is totally out of touch with the world. Hopefully she doesn't fall into oblivion. --- Mommy and DubK chatting with some soro-whores. Careful girls, it might be contagious! --- Non-Gay back in the dirty jerz. Ew, gross!

Keep your eyes here because I'm sure this weekend will be full of news worthy gossip and I know you won't want to miss any of it! As always, send UDGossipGirl@gmail.com with any scoop.

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