Sept. 20th

Jesus Christ, when I said last night would be crazy, I meant it. Mostly everyone got a little emotional last night and so much scandal went down this post if going to be like a fucking novel.

Spotted: Anyone who was anyone at last nights Riot Act show including Mface (duh), Non-Gay and his non-GF, Little and Double K, Mommy, and Lfed. --- Lfed practically hyperventilating on her way to Laird. What's eating at her? She was seen squeezing onto a bus at 11:30 last night heading back to South Green (where she belongs!) --- Fucking Justin Bobby at the RA after party. What was that douchebag there for? I'm surprised he wasn't kicked in the balls last night, I almost did it myself. --- Little K making out with some random dude on the couch. WTF? Does she even know his name? Maybe not, but he definitely left his calling card on her neck. --- Water works coming from not only Mface but Double K too. DubK's BF was holed up in the bathroom and Mface was still scorned over Justin Bobby. I hear both girls are better now, but dears, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, you know where to look! --- Mommy leaving Laird at 5:30am this morning to help with Community Day. My spies say they are pretty sure she was still drunk when she reached the Green. I guess the community accepts all kinds of help.

Where to begin? How about with the newest developments in Non-Gay's nonrelationship. The GF showed up at the RA after party with 2 lowly freshmen friends (who later ditched her). She then pointedly stated that she and Non-Gay were "not together." She also claimed to be "not OK" but then left early with Non-Gay. Seriously, what's the deal you two? If you're not together, why are you having fucking sleepovers? | Poor Mface was fully surprised to find Justin Bobby, who is supposed to be in New York, at the party last night. Not only that, but she had about 12 guys playing with her mind last night. Girlfriend doesn't need that shit, I can guarantee that. | Someone got a bit too drunk and ended up causing an emotional roller coaster. Seriously though, at 4am DubK was crying, her BF had run off, and everyone else was on the hunt for him. Fortunately I can now confirm that things between the 2 are fine and Burnetts and Nattie were to blame for the whole fiasco. | WTFuck got into Little K last night? Not only was she seen dancing with Riot Act J, but she was making out with some dude on the couch. Don't try to deny it hun, the evidence is written all over your pretty little neck. Chalk one up for awkwardness. | Mommy was seen helping to set of for Community Day on the Green from 6 to 9:30 am this morning. How maternal. Too bad it was clear to all that she not only had a rough night, but that it wasn't even over yet.

Talk about a juicy weekend. Let's hope this week is just as exciting.

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