Sept. 19th

Ahhh...It's the weekend and I'm taking this Saturday to rest up, and of course to report on the most important gossip of the weekend.

Spotted: TTT hanging out in Trabant. Mommy was seen drooling over him. Don't we all? --- Little K blowing her nose and coughing up a storm. Feel better girl cause that cough is fucking disgusting. --- Double K seen spending quality time with her BF. So adorable, until DubK was seen chugging Pepto. Hope you don't have the swine! --- Miley drunk as a fucking skunk around 1am last night. He refused to let go of Mface when they ran into each other, guess he still isn't over her. --- Non-Gay and non-GF having a sleepover. Sneaky, sneaky you two.

Looks like someone's got some explaining to do. Non-Gay was spotted last night with his "ex" GF. Over night bag? Check. Trip to the commons? Check. Shady behavior from Non-Gay? Double check. Their special overnight was confirmed when they showed up to brunch together. How long is this little limbo period going to last before they break it off completely or get back together? Our bets are on until one of them hooks up with someone new. | Interesting night Little K, Mommy, and Mface? The trio were seen strolling around campus, completely sober, at 1am. They also took a little pit-stop into Gore and spent some quality time with 2 dick artists. And I mean literally dick artists. The guys spent their night drawing penises on all the blackboards. Can you say freshmen? Too bad they claimed to be upperclassmen, how 'bout you try growing up? kthx. | Too bad Mface, Little K, and Mommy's night wasn't over yet. They were seen sneaking back to Laird with a random guy and a stolen piece of artwork. Do we have some kleptos on our hands?

I'm off to conserve my energy for tonight, it's guaranteed to be crazy, especially with the development in Non-Gay's relationship. Don't worry my lovelies, you can always check back here for the latest updates. Got scandal? Send it to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com

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