Sept. 17th

We can't go forward without knowing our past, so let's go over the drama that was yesterday.

Spotted: A Greek God at the Little Bob. Looks like his name could be TTT. He's got the arms to prove it. --- Annoying smoker chick outside of Mitchell. She had a bee in her hair. She didn't notice. I didn't tell her. Careful hun, you don't want to get stung by the Queen B! --- Save that for later! Balle griffer in econ (for those of you who didn't take AP French, that means ball scratcher.) If only Crazy Willie knew! --- Mommy having a stress-induced freak attack. Oh wait! Doesn't that happen every night? --- What is this? A puppy festival? So many cute dogs across campus just waiting to be dognapped.

So now that we've got out of the way, I can fully focus my efforts on providing you with the gossip of today.

Spotted: LFed being a total bitch at Kent. Can that girl just go move to the South Green or something. Oh wait she already did. --- Mommy being a major slob and leaving all her shit all over her room. Looks like she'll be getting the cold shoulder from her roommate Little K. --- EFrost falling asleep in lecture. Spend a little too much time drawing maps late into night, E? Call me if you need any help with that...

Things have been surprisingly quiet on the Bob front. What is up with that boy...Informants keep your eyes peeled, especially on our new Spanish friend E.Q. | Why are old people so sad? Oh yeah that's right, it's because they don't have the fabulous lives that we have and they like to remind us of that fact by bringing up the death of their wives in class. Old people should be kept somewhere so they don't make us all sad and lonely by association. | The Office premiere is tonight on the turf, which makes for excellent gossip-whoring. You can bet I'll be all up on that! Until tomorrow darlings...

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