Sept. 18th

What a beautiful day for us beautiful people to enjoy. Let's see what our favorite people have been up to today.

Spotted: PH aka Polisci Hottie strolling into class 5 mins late and he still didn't have his shit together. I'll give him a break though, as long as I get to watch him while he hopelessly tries to hand out papers. Let me know if there is any "extra credit" I can do to boost my grade (; --- Little Brittany leaving the off-campus gym. Is it possible that she has gotten shorter over the summer? --- "Someone saw Double K's BF getting off the train at Newark Station!" Good try informant, it has a nice ring to it, but it's not really accurate. Get your facts straight please. --- Some nobody sitting on Little K and Mface's bench at 2 o'clock. Doesn't he know that seat is reserved for the fabulous and should not be occupied by anyone other than such?

Double K was seen on her way to Maryland to pick up her BF for the weekend. Seems like she will have some use for her "special" lingerie. Stay safe, sweetie! | Someone whose been MIA all this week is Non-Gay. What's his deal? Could he be in depression because of his recent relationship overhaul? Don't worry, we'll find you a shoulder to cry on, preferably in the bromantic sense. | Don't we all just hate those low-life sluts who think they are the shit? Try sitting next to one for a whole 50 mins, I was about to stick my Manolos up her ass. But I know better, I can be a bigger bitch through my prolific writing than I can ever be with my feminine strength. Watch your back hun!

This weekend is just beginning and you all know I cannot wait to report it all. Got any gossip? Send it to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com

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