Hello GG Babies

May I be the first to welcome you to UD Gossip Girl, where I, you're lovely informant, tell you all the latest gossip on your favorite UDers. And when I say favorite, I don't just mean anyone. I mean the absolutely fabulous. When it comes to Delaware, the only good zip code to live in is the 19717 (and to all of you that are uninformed, that means Laird Campus). Yes, Laird, where we have our own private bathrooms, 10 foot ceilings, air conditioning, and of course the most exclusive residents. And to protect the innocent (or most of the time, the not-so-innocent) each remarkable gossip subject has their own equally marvelous nickname. Here's a list of the more frequent gossipees:

Mommy - the girl maybe friendly enough, but she is known to have her super freakouts, especially when under pressure, and when it comes to Mommy, that means all the time. In addition, she's the most responsible of the group, which also means she's the funniest when consuming Burnetts.

Mface - a social butterfly who literally knows every single person on campus. Seriously though, you can't go anywhere with her without seeing someone she knows. Which of course means she's the perfect subject for gossip. BTdubs, she has her own IMDB page, tell me something more fabulous than that.

LFed - The emo and band geek of the crowd, she used to live on Laird, but she has fallen from grace and now resides on the South Green. For some reason the others are still seen with her. Could she change history and be the first cool Souther? Somehow, we doubt it.

Little K - clearly the most awkward of them all, the girl can always been seen in some sort of embarrassing situation, whether it be yelling surprise at random people or just tripping on the bricks on the Green. She also has her own album coming out soon full of original, self-written songs. Will it go platinum or just rust?

Double K - from Lawn Guyland, chica doesn't take any shit. The self proclaimed alcoholic of the group, she doesn't mind gulping back those Natties Lites (something Mommy would only do if she had 5 shots in her). But with her new BF, officially making her one part of the cutest couple, things seem to be looking up for Double K. Or do they?

Non-Gay - Just cause he hangs out with a whole clan a girls does not make him gay! Everyone's favorite guy, Non-Gay went to high school with Mommy and has been fully adopted by us Lairders. But will things stay as smooth with a new freshman class moving in?

I know you will all be checking back here everyday for my oh-so-important and gossip-ridden posts. Got any good scoop? Send it to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com.

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