Sept. 22nd

Sorry for my lack of update yesterday, but I needed a day to recuperate from last weekend's craziness. But I'm back and fully recharged, ready to give you, my loyal readers, the best gossip.

Spotted: TTT at the gym yesterday. Like he needs to go to the gym. But if we can enjoy him looking all hot and sweaty then be my guest. --- Double K totally tripping on the bridge back to Laird. Can you say let's get ready to stumble? Let's hope she wasn't wasted in the middle of the day. --- Little Brittany walking across campus. She most definitely got smaller. --- Non-Gay completely oblivious to the events that went on after he left the party on Saturday. Poor guy is totally out of the loop. If only he read Gossip Girl, then he would know all the scandal in everyone's lives (;

Nothing much else to report unfortunately. A day without gossip is such a waste. Please stir up some juicy deets tomorrow lovelies. Until then...

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl

Sept. 20th

Jesus Christ, when I said last night would be crazy, I meant it. Mostly everyone got a little emotional last night and so much scandal went down this post if going to be like a fucking novel.

Spotted: Anyone who was anyone at last nights Riot Act show including Mface (duh), Non-Gay and his non-GF, Little and Double K, Mommy, and Lfed. --- Lfed practically hyperventilating on her way to Laird. What's eating at her? She was seen squeezing onto a bus at 11:30 last night heading back to South Green (where she belongs!) --- Fucking Justin Bobby at the RA after party. What was that douchebag there for? I'm surprised he wasn't kicked in the balls last night, I almost did it myself. --- Little K making out with some random dude on the couch. WTF? Does she even know his name? Maybe not, but he definitely left his calling card on her neck. --- Water works coming from not only Mface but Double K too. DubK's BF was holed up in the bathroom and Mface was still scorned over Justin Bobby. I hear both girls are better now, but dears, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, you know where to look! --- Mommy leaving Laird at 5:30am this morning to help with Community Day. My spies say they are pretty sure she was still drunk when she reached the Green. I guess the community accepts all kinds of help.

Where to begin? How about with the newest developments in Non-Gay's nonrelationship. The GF showed up at the RA after party with 2 lowly freshmen friends (who later ditched her). She then pointedly stated that she and Non-Gay were "not together." She also claimed to be "not OK" but then left early with Non-Gay. Seriously, what's the deal you two? If you're not together, why are you having fucking sleepovers? | Poor Mface was fully surprised to find Justin Bobby, who is supposed to be in New York, at the party last night. Not only that, but she had about 12 guys playing with her mind last night. Girlfriend doesn't need that shit, I can guarantee that. | Someone got a bit too drunk and ended up causing an emotional roller coaster. Seriously though, at 4am DubK was crying, her BF had run off, and everyone else was on the hunt for him. Fortunately I can now confirm that things between the 2 are fine and Burnetts and Nattie were to blame for the whole fiasco. | WTFuck got into Little K last night? Not only was she seen dancing with Riot Act J, but she was making out with some dude on the couch. Don't try to deny it hun, the evidence is written all over your pretty little neck. Chalk one up for awkwardness. | Mommy was seen helping to set of for Community Day on the Green from 6 to 9:30 am this morning. How maternal. Too bad it was clear to all that she not only had a rough night, but that it wasn't even over yet.

Talk about a juicy weekend. Let's hope this week is just as exciting.

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl

Sept. 19th

Ahhh...It's the weekend and I'm taking this Saturday to rest up, and of course to report on the most important gossip of the weekend.

Spotted: TTT hanging out in Trabant. Mommy was seen drooling over him. Don't we all? --- Little K blowing her nose and coughing up a storm. Feel better girl cause that cough is fucking disgusting. --- Double K seen spending quality time with her BF. So adorable, until DubK was seen chugging Pepto. Hope you don't have the swine! --- Miley drunk as a fucking skunk around 1am last night. He refused to let go of Mface when they ran into each other, guess he still isn't over her. --- Non-Gay and non-GF having a sleepover. Sneaky, sneaky you two.

Looks like someone's got some explaining to do. Non-Gay was spotted last night with his "ex" GF. Over night bag? Check. Trip to the commons? Check. Shady behavior from Non-Gay? Double check. Their special overnight was confirmed when they showed up to brunch together. How long is this little limbo period going to last before they break it off completely or get back together? Our bets are on until one of them hooks up with someone new. | Interesting night Little K, Mommy, and Mface? The trio were seen strolling around campus, completely sober, at 1am. They also took a little pit-stop into Gore and spent some quality time with 2 dick artists. And I mean literally dick artists. The guys spent their night drawing penises on all the blackboards. Can you say freshmen? Too bad they claimed to be upperclassmen, how 'bout you try growing up? kthx. | Too bad Mface, Little K, and Mommy's night wasn't over yet. They were seen sneaking back to Laird with a random guy and a stolen piece of artwork. Do we have some kleptos on our hands?

I'm off to conserve my energy for tonight, it's guaranteed to be crazy, especially with the development in Non-Gay's relationship. Don't worry my lovelies, you can always check back here for the latest updates. Got scandal? Send it to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl

Sept. 18th

What a beautiful day for us beautiful people to enjoy. Let's see what our favorite people have been up to today.

Spotted: PH aka Polisci Hottie strolling into class 5 mins late and he still didn't have his shit together. I'll give him a break though, as long as I get to watch him while he hopelessly tries to hand out papers. Let me know if there is any "extra credit" I can do to boost my grade (; --- Little Brittany leaving the off-campus gym. Is it possible that she has gotten shorter over the summer? --- "Someone saw Double K's BF getting off the train at Newark Station!" Good try informant, it has a nice ring to it, but it's not really accurate. Get your facts straight please. --- Some nobody sitting on Little K and Mface's bench at 2 o'clock. Doesn't he know that seat is reserved for the fabulous and should not be occupied by anyone other than such?

Double K was seen on her way to Maryland to pick up her BF for the weekend. Seems like she will have some use for her "special" lingerie. Stay safe, sweetie! | Someone whose been MIA all this week is Non-Gay. What's his deal? Could he be in depression because of his recent relationship overhaul? Don't worry, we'll find you a shoulder to cry on, preferably in the bromantic sense. | Don't we all just hate those low-life sluts who think they are the shit? Try sitting next to one for a whole 50 mins, I was about to stick my Manolos up her ass. But I know better, I can be a bigger bitch through my prolific writing than I can ever be with my feminine strength. Watch your back hun!

This weekend is just beginning and you all know I cannot wait to report it all. Got any gossip? Send it to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl

Sept. 17th

We can't go forward without knowing our past, so let's go over the drama that was yesterday.

Spotted: A Greek God at the Little Bob. Looks like his name could be TTT. He's got the arms to prove it. --- Annoying smoker chick outside of Mitchell. She had a bee in her hair. She didn't notice. I didn't tell her. Careful hun, you don't want to get stung by the Queen B! --- Save that for later! Balle griffer in econ (for those of you who didn't take AP French, that means ball scratcher.) If only Crazy Willie knew! --- Mommy having a stress-induced freak attack. Oh wait! Doesn't that happen every night? --- What is this? A puppy festival? So many cute dogs across campus just waiting to be dognapped.

So now that we've got out of the way, I can fully focus my efforts on providing you with the gossip of today.

Spotted: LFed being a total bitch at Kent. Can that girl just go move to the South Green or something. Oh wait she already did. --- Mommy being a major slob and leaving all her shit all over her room. Looks like she'll be getting the cold shoulder from her roommate Little K. --- EFrost falling asleep in lecture. Spend a little too much time drawing maps late into night, E? Call me if you need any help with that...

Things have been surprisingly quiet on the Bob front. What is up with that boy...Informants keep your eyes peeled, especially on our new Spanish friend E.Q. | Why are old people so sad? Oh yeah that's right, it's because they don't have the fabulous lives that we have and they like to remind us of that fact by bringing up the death of their wives in class. Old people should be kept somewhere so they don't make us all sad and lonely by association. | The Office premiere is tonight on the turf, which makes for excellent gossip-whoring. You can bet I'll be all up on that! Until tomorrow darlings...

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl

Hello GG Babies

May I be the first to welcome you to UD Gossip Girl, where I, you're lovely informant, tell you all the latest gossip on your favorite UDers. And when I say favorite, I don't just mean anyone. I mean the absolutely fabulous. When it comes to Delaware, the only good zip code to live in is the 19717 (and to all of you that are uninformed, that means Laird Campus). Yes, Laird, where we have our own private bathrooms, 10 foot ceilings, air conditioning, and of course the most exclusive residents. And to protect the innocent (or most of the time, the not-so-innocent) each remarkable gossip subject has their own equally marvelous nickname. Here's a list of the more frequent gossipees:

Mommy - the girl maybe friendly enough, but she is known to have her super freakouts, especially when under pressure, and when it comes to Mommy, that means all the time. In addition, she's the most responsible of the group, which also means she's the funniest when consuming Burnetts.

Mface - a social butterfly who literally knows every single person on campus. Seriously though, you can't go anywhere with her without seeing someone she knows. Which of course means she's the perfect subject for gossip. BTdubs, she has her own IMDB page, tell me something more fabulous than that.

LFed - The emo and band geek of the crowd, she used to live on Laird, but she has fallen from grace and now resides on the South Green. For some reason the others are still seen with her. Could she change history and be the first cool Souther? Somehow, we doubt it.

Little K - clearly the most awkward of them all, the girl can always been seen in some sort of embarrassing situation, whether it be yelling surprise at random people or just tripping on the bricks on the Green. She also has her own album coming out soon full of original, self-written songs. Will it go platinum or just rust?

Double K - from Lawn Guyland, chica doesn't take any shit. The self proclaimed alcoholic of the group, she doesn't mind gulping back those Natties Lites (something Mommy would only do if she had 5 shots in her). But with her new BF, officially making her one part of the cutest couple, things seem to be looking up for Double K. Or do they?

Non-Gay - Just cause he hangs out with a whole clan a girls does not make him gay! Everyone's favorite guy, Non-Gay went to high school with Mommy and has been fully adopted by us Lairders. But will things stay as smooth with a new freshman class moving in?

I know you will all be checking back here everyday for my oh-so-important and gossip-ridden posts. Got any good scoop? Send it to UDGossipGirl@gmail.com.

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl