Oct. 20th

Wow, could you guys be anymore boring? I've been dying to update recently, but I've got nothing. No spotteds, no scoop, no drama, no fucking fun. Step it up people. You're no one til your talked about. And how I am supposed to talk about you if your lives are empty gaping holes of loserdom? Get with it, and as always send any scoops to udgossipgirl@gmail.com.

If I don't here anything soon, I may have to start making up the scandal, and who knows how far I will go with that...

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl