Oct. 11th

I'm backkk... Yes I have heard all of your whining and pleas and I have decided to return from my hiatus. I knew you all would have a terrible time coping without me, but I didn't know how terrible! It seems like your lives got infinitely duller without me around to stir the pot. But every hard working gossiper needs a break once in a while, and mine was well deserved. So you can all stop your complaining and start creating scandal again.

Spotted: Mommy leaving campus on Friday afternoon. Sources say she was headed to a wedding for the weekend. I hope she didn't create too much trouble! --- Riot Act J acting like a drunken sailor. He invaded everyone's personal space including Mface, Double K, Little K, and Non-Gay's non-GF. Next time J, take it down a notch, or 7. --- The non-GF being abandoned on a random street in Newark. Poor little damsel in distress, good thing she had her knight in shining hat to rescue her. She was seen bawling her eyes out at Benny with Non-Gay comforting her. --- Mface having a grand old time on Saturday night flitting from one person to the next. ETA at Laird that night: 3am. Staying busy are we?

Riot Act J, Riot Act J, where to begin. How about with the fact that he's throwing away a perfectly good girl. He was overheard saying that he was done with Jenna and he then proceed to follow Little K around Benny all night. Good thing Little K had Mface as her personal shield because dude would not leave her alone! RA J then proceed to stumble his way home and lose his phone along the way. If anyone finds it, send it my way, I would love to see what those texts say. | Is everyone getting tired of the non-GF? It seems so, since her "friends" ditched her on a random street corner. Fortunately for her, she has her trusty Non-Gay to call upon. After screaming and beating up on Non-Gay for no apparent reason (crazy bitch!), non-GF broke down into tears. Poor girl ): The 2 of them ended up going home together that night. Suspicious much? | MIA this whole weekend for no apparent reason was Lfed. Which we're not complaining about. I mean, girl lives on South Green and is in the marching band. Who gives 2 shits about her?

Can't wait to hear more gossip? Well I can't report any if you don't make any bitches! So get out there and get on with your bad selves.

You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Girl