October 10th

Spotted: Funny J getting too close for comfort with Little K. Doesn't he realize how fucking awkward she is? | Asian Baby getting with another type of baby: a Freshie! Sources say he was trying to take AB's vcard in Sharp Lab. How romantic. | Double K acting like a huge loser standing by herself while AB got it on. But all was OK in the world when she got some cheese its to eat. | Little and Double K's suitemate having sex at 4:30, 9:45, and 10:15. We all appreciate that you're getting some but how bout you shut the fuck up because people are trying to sleep. | Lfed and Double K being the soro-whores that they are at Founder's Day. According to sources there was not an ounce of joy on their faces. Like ehmagawd get super excited girlies, this is what being in a sorority is all about! | Mommy getting it on with some Chippendales men. Oh where oh where did our little innocent mother go?!

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