To sum up Halloween weekend night #1: ri-dic-u-lous.

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Jokes on Lfed.

Seems like everyone is really loving this picture of Lfed recently. If you check on Facebook it seems like everyone and their mother has it as there profile picture. If Lfed thinks that she can top Britney fucking Spears in a showing your stomach contest, she would be wrong.

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Spotted: Everyone missing Mommy. She da best. Also they were just playing a Zenon song at a Disney Princess party. Best thing ever? I think so!

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Spotted: Christine O'Donnell's field director in Lfed's & Mface's apartment. Singing to Mface. Romantical.

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October 10th

Spotted: Funny J getting too close for comfort with Little K. Doesn't he realize how fucking awkward she is? | Asian Baby getting with another type of baby: a Freshie! Sources say he was trying to take AB's vcard in Sharp Lab. How romantic. | Double K acting like a huge loser standing by herself while AB got it on. But all was OK in the world when she got some cheese its to eat. | Little and Double K's suitemate having sex at 4:30, 9:45, and 10:15. We all appreciate that you're getting some but how bout you shut the fuck up because people are trying to sleep. | Lfed and Double K being the soro-whores that they are at Founder's Day. According to sources there was not an ounce of joy on their faces. Like ehmagawd get super excited girlies, this is what being in a sorority is all about! | Mommy getting it on with some Chippendales men. Oh where oh where did our little innocent mother go?!

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Spotted: Stone walking around in Double K's boots. A seriously awkward moment for all. Please never let this happen again. "Ma boots Stone, you're wearing ma boots!"

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Spotted: Bob at the Figi party. Where's Mommy when you need her? Oh right she's in fucking Italy. What a lucky bitch.

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"I think Mface would be into Jesus." - Lfed
Nice one. Ya know, because if Jesus was alive today he would have long hair, facial hair, probably whittle himself a guitar, wear plaid. Obvi Mface's type. There's no denying it girl, you would have it bad for Jesus.

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October 6th

Rumor has it that EC asked skanky little Lfed to a Muse concert for October 24th. WTFuck?! Apparently his friend has 2 extra tickets. His wife must not like Muse. Or he must not like his wife. Whatever. Either way, Lfed is getting herself into some deep shit. You better watch yourself girl, the wifey could be a psychopath and come murder you in your sleep. Watch your back (;

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October 4th

Spotted: Lfed stalking Little K on Delaware Ave. God could she be anymore of a creeper?! Get a life.

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October 2nd

Spotted: Asian Baby headed back to the Dirrty Jersey. Gross. | Little K and Lfed running "hardcore" down rapist row. Sources say the actually only ran 100 yards. What fatasses. | Double K almost getting raped in West Philly. Girl needs to get herself a rape whistle!

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